Conard,+Kassie

media type="custom" key="9202024" width="168" height="168" align="right""Black & Yellow" By: Wiz Khalifa :) =﻿ ﻿media type="custom" key="9497030" = = = = = = = =Llamas with Hats = = = my gosh. This is hilarious.

Llama: Carl! There is a dead human in our house! Carl: Oh..hey..how did he get here? Llama: Caaaaarl! What did you dooo? Carl: Me? uh..I didnt do this! Llama: Explained what happened Carl! Carl: I've never seen him before in my life! Llama: Why did you kill this person Carl? Carl: I do not kill people..that is..that is my least favourite thing to do.. Llama: Tell me Carl, exactly what you were doing before I came home. Carl: Alright..well, I was upstairs.. Llama: Okay? Carl: I was uh..sitting in my room... Llama: Yes..? Carl: Reading a book.. Llama: Go on... Carl: And, uh... well this guy walked in... Llama: Okay? Carl: So I went up to him.. Llama: Yes... Carl: And I..I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. Llama: Caaaaaaaaarl! That kills people!! Carl: Oh, well, I didnt know that. Llama: How could you not know that! Carl: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck! Llama: What happened to his hands? Carl: What's that? Llama: His hands. Why-why are they missing? Carl: Well, I kind of um, cooked them up. And ate them. Llama: Caaaaaaaaaarrrll!!! Carl: I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands... Llama: Why on earth would you do that? Carl: I was hungry for hands! Gimmie a break! Llama: Caaaaaaarl!!! Carl: My stomach was making the rumblies... Llama: Caaarl! Carl: That only hands could satisfy! Llama: What is wrong with you Carl! Carl: Well, I kill people and I eat hands, thats two things!

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